jesus

jesus (verb) to make a girl cum twice. (derived from the second coming of Jesus Christ)

Person1: Is your girl still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I jesus'd her and we're good now.

by Cock and Ball Torture November 22, 2016

jesus

The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.

Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!

by copyjew June 29, 2006

Jesuswhore

n. one who brings up Jesus or even religion in normal converstaion in a non-mocking way. Also acts as though they are 'loved' by Jesus more then normal people.

1) Goddamn, that chick is a Jesuswhore, she kept asking me if I've 'accepted him' as my saviour when I asked her about shampoo.

by KatieCARCRASH August 3, 2007

Jesustacular

Something so great that even jesus himself would find it pleasing (in the pants).

Bob gave a jesustacular performance in bed.

by Oniphage February 26, 2004

jesus wheeling

the act of hydroplaning, or driving on water and losing complete grip of the road.
this act is usualy carried out by land pirates

"man it was raining so hard last night we were jesus wheeling on the highway"

by Farlan Beck January 16, 2008

Jesus on paper

When you draw a kick ass manga with yo niggas

aww shit remember that comic we posted on Deviantart that shit was jesus on paper

by JavaCrona and Mars345 September 16, 2009

Jesus guest

n. (Gee^ zuz gest) An arrogant person who thinks that budget motels should have Marriott or Hilton standards in accordance to amenities. Also has a high demand for decaffeinated coffee.

Darla the Jesus guest demanded the lobby serve decaf coffee during her free continental breakfast.

by lordvader1982 November 18, 2010