Jesus'd

To achieve something so godly or rare that in your moment of victory you expel the very spirit of Jesus Christ all over your opponent or obstacle.

OMG! Did you SEE that bicycle-kick goal?? That dude totally Jesus'd all over the keeper.

by BlarhgMan February 26, 2009

Jesus'd

To have been severely thrashed,damaged, or beaten far beyond the level of necessary punishment. This word is to used in conjunction with the term "eem"; "eem" being a substitution for the pronoun "him/her". Derived from the excruciating beating Jesus received.

KC: Yo, you heard about what happened to Suge?

Keith: Nah, what the fuck happened?

KC: Suge got knocked the fuck out on the Strip in Vegas by some bol.

Keith: I dont believe that shit

KC: For real, bol laid eem the fuck out!

Keith: Damn, he Jesus'd eem!!!

by KC & KC August 18, 2008

Zombie Jesus Day

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007

Jesus Driver

A person who drives like a asshole, with a religious radio station sticker or logo on the car.

That Jesus driver just cut me off.

by vwsurf August 15, 2009

jesus devil

An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.

He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.

by joethelion January 16, 2009

What would Jesus do?

A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.

Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!

Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...

Guy: Awww shit...

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper

One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."

Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."

by Slingblade August 28, 2014