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hurst

Someone who defecates in a bush or other shrubbery.
"what are you doing there?"
"he is just doing a hurst"
by noone11111 October 13, 2007
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Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.
Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010
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Hurtwood House

The place you want to send your children? The most *exciting school in the country (UK). Well make sure you are ready for A LOT of Money, Drugs, Asians, Russians and so on... Be prepared for weekly Medium Rare Fillet Steaks, Free Ice Cream Machine, Drug Tests and Enigmas...

The tight environment causes pupils to feel claustrophobic and cocaine is always handy on sight.
To enter the gates of the education centre you will be invited with 46 different pairs of disciplinarians trying to either bate you out or grind your leg like a dog.

YOU MUST:
Rate Trackies and old unwashed clothing And/Or Balenciaga and Vetements.
Do K,

Do X (not more than 2),
Do H (not as regular as daily Ritalin),
Smoke rizlas.

Musicals cost: £14,000(per evening) to make.
but its ok, they are well stacked.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE TOO..... £50,000< per yr per prsn.

If you decide to join make sure you are also a prick because you would fit right in.
*EXPENSIVE
'What school do you go to?'-
"Hurtwood House"-
'Fuck your cool mate!'-

(Irony).
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hurl

The pimp hurled the ho off the balcony for turning free tricks. She landed cunt first on the pimp's ride.
by Adam Shaw July 12, 2006
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dorothea hurley

the luckiest god dam bitch on the freaken planet! married to jon bon jovi. they were high skool sweetharts. have 4 kids together. she not that pretty. jon could do so much better!
an ugly girl with a god like hot guy.
also:
a chick that gets cheated on but doesnt care.
seth's new Girlfriend is such a dorothea hurley!
by moface October 30, 2004
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Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.
person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...
by mike April 21, 2004
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Hurta

The most powerful creature ever to be on the earth.
"I am glad I am not an enemy of Hurtya, and you should be just as glad too," said Godzilla, President Clinton, Goku, etc.
by Hurtya October 7, 2003
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