Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

Sexy German

(Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.

Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.

by Taylor Adrienne January 17, 2009

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

by paraleel October 3, 2011

Fite me in German

If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.

‘Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
‘FITE ME IN GERMAN’

by TheHolyBanana February 9, 2019

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009