Dick 

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.

I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.

Dick by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025

DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)

Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.

DICK? by little-miss can't do wrong October 16, 2010

-dick 

The suffix "-dick" can be added onto anything to express stress or even humor for a given topic.

"Shitty-dick over here just got an attitude with me."

"Ol' cactus-dick just poked the shit out of me."

"Hey, speedy-dick! Slow down!"

-dick by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

;dick; 

YOU :D

your a ;dick;

;dick; by Galaxyman69 May 3, 2018

*dick* 

a stupid boy who thinks he is black and no 1 likes him cos he is a retarded prick who thinks he has a big dick

get ova yourself no 1 likes u

*dick* by Anonymous July 3, 2003

dick %

A retarded meme on twitch specificaly on the channel hutts, who plays crybaby games AND SHOOTS UP SCHOOLS i mean dungeons

Why does tank have a dick %? why does dick have a % why does dick have a tank% why does healthbar have a dick% why does dick% have a tank? why does healthydick have a tankbar%?

dick % by Soviet_Samuelson da ass-rapist May 2, 2018

dick ---- 

William's dick. As big as a school bus.

dick ---- was in my tiny ass pussy last night! It felt soooo good!!!!

dick ---- by giant dickerya June 14, 2016