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Sweet Briar College

Like all women's colleges, Sweet Briar celebrates a woman's brain before the body. The beautiful campus (#3 by Princeton Review) rests in the hills of Virginia and consists of a wonderfully diverse group that enjoys educated discussions and crazy, time-honored traditions. SBC students can enjoy politics, science, the arts, and culture, wearing anything from filthy chaps to pink pearls. The school is proud of Princeton Review’s academic rating (94 out of 99) that rivals Ivy League institutions, it’s “rivals,” and the five remaining women’s colleges from the original Seven Sisters. The educators are dedicated, the equestrian program is strong, the education is exceptional, the atmosphere is friendly, and the colors and mascot are unique (pink and green, vixen). Every lady from a women’s college will understand the feeling of pride and loyalty, and boast an appreciation for wacky traditions and acts of lunacy. The lady vixens enjoy a healthy rivalry, but the majority of students do not live for bad mouthing the nearby women’s colleges. (See the SBC definition versus Randolph-Macon Woman’s and Hollins.) Snappy comments on t-shirts are the norm and “THINK PINK” is the motto.
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electoral college

Also known as the Electorate. A very complex way of electing the President of the United States that is mandated in the Constitution. Each state is given a number of electors or electoral votes by population—California 54 and Wyoming 3—equal to the number of electors it has in the Congress. On election day Americans actually vote for an elector to cast their vote rather than voting for the President himself, despite what the ballot says. Most states have a “winner take all” system that gives all of its electoral votes to the candidate with the most votes. However, some states have no law, and the electors may vote for the candidate they wish or their electoral votes will be awarded based on the popular vote. Six weeks after the general election and the popular vote, the chosen electors travel to their state capital to cast their vote for President; these are the actual votes cast for the President. The candidate with at least 270 electoral votes (one more vote than 50% of the total electoral votes) is the winner. The electoral college and not the popular vote, is what actually elects the President. This system was put in place by our Founding Fathers in the Constitution but resulted in two candidates—one being George W. Bush in 2000—being elected after losing the popular vote. The electoral college has come under fire a few times (usually by liberals who don’t like the Constitution), but works in general. The last time was in 2000 after George W. Bush defeated Vice President Al Gore. The system isn’t perfect but ideal in a Representative Republic like the United States. Changing it would require a Constitutional Amendment by the Congress and a majority of the fifty states.
The electoral college is the process by which we elect the President of the United States.

Sweet Briar College

Virginia's finest.
Smart and Sexy since 1901.
The Commonwealth of Virginia is building a highway. Sweet Briar College is building womens' lives.

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts 

MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."

King's College London 

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.
EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

Gettysburg College 

Small liberal arts college in South Central PA. Famous for being a civil war hospital during the battle of Gettysburg. Populated mostly by kids from New Jersey and New England.

Also referred to as "Gburg"
I can't believe that I only have one year left at Gburg...
Gettysburg College by bittydit July 29, 2005

Bard High School Early College 

BHSEC, a competitive public high school in New York City, was founded by Leon Botstein, president of Bard College. . Students who attend BHSEC graduate with a high school diploma and an Associate's degree. BHSEC's curriculum is known for being especially challenging.

The school is also known for its ethnically diverse student body and large hipster demographic.
You go to Bard High School Early College? I hear that school is so hard- don't you guys take college courses?