Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Stank bank

The mental collection of all of the smells you've ever smelled.

I know that smell, it's in my stank bank.

by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024

hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11

hanley banks is so little

by hanley banks October 26, 2020

Robin Banks

A funny prank name that sounds like robbing banks.

"Hello, I'm looking for Mrs. Banks, first name Robin."
"Robin Banks. Robin Banks anywhere?"

by Elysmile January 3, 2023

egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020