Boner Boost 

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.

Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!

Boner Boost by QskRandomzz March 7, 2011

Boner Boat 

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

Boner Boat by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011

boner wet 

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

boner wet by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

boner message. 

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

boner message. by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

boner-cide 

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

boner-cide by Misan July 4, 2011

Boner Wrecker 

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.

Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.

Boner Wrecker by Jean Nate August 5, 2011

boner busted 

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

boner busted by christophorus August 5, 2011