Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.

Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.

by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023

sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Dildo

A fake penis used for pleasure

Tiana shoved a dildo up both her ass and her vagina

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019