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polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
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protein shower

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
by Chad Horn August 21, 2007
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
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Sauna Shower

When you are having a shower or before you finish a shower, you turn the heat up to very hot (or the hottest temperature your shower can make) and stand somewhere else (within the shower/bath area) to avoid getting burned. This way, when you get out of the shower, the room temperature of the bathroom is nice and warm and not freezing cold.

Sauna shower can be one or two words.
Be right back, going to have a sauna shower.

My friend just had a saunashower. He said it was awesome!
by Ivonne Weinervontucklemier January 14, 2011
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norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.
Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.
by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011
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fox shower

When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.
Everyone has a fox shower etched into their memory somewhere.
by allthefoxshowers January 22, 2014
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rockstar shower

The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.
Guess what I did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha
by themachine January 24, 2014
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