tool pouch

Alt. for scrotum.

She raised her knee, striking him square in the tool pouch.

by Nos Ferraatu June 18, 2004

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

tool

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 19, 2007

Twinkle Tool

Twinkle Tool (he's the one who's girlfriend is convinced is gay)

That twinkle tool seems lovely! Can't believe his girlfriend keeps calling him gay all of the time, HE should get rid of HER surely?

by Ghede_Loki January 19, 2011

toolbox

A girl that dates tools. Usually doesn't know she's a toolbox because she thinks her boyfriend is the best thing since hulu... No, he's a tool, and he sticks it to you. That makes you a toolbox.

yeah...no man, she's a toolbox, probably dated half the baseball team and a string of guys from different frats.

by akcips September 2, 2010

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008

tool

A means to an end. an object to achive a goal

i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick.
i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war
i used tool (the band) to realise who i was

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006