douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

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twatscara

A dark film surrounding the vagina after sex or exercise or both. Like mascara on the eye but scarier. A hairy, wet, clumpy ring.

Becky: "Geesh Kelly, your twatscara is running!"

Killah Kal: "I couldn't go down on Helen because her twatscara made her cunt look like a bruised shut eye."

by Princess Slayah June 21, 2009

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twat • twat waffle • Twank • Twang • TWA • twatter • Twag • Twat Swatter • twatted • twacked

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

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A jaw resembling that of the female vagina. Leaky, smelly, and possibly annoying. It's what you call someone when they won't shut up. A backhand usually works, but this insult will most definitely be just as effective.

I just called Jimmie a 'twatjaw'.

by CTC1 June 12, 2006

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Twampskie

Traditonally "Sir Twampskie"... refers to a dealer who won't sell you larger than a twamp sack. So if you want anything close to an eighth you have to buy three twamps, for $60.
He/She always has bud to sell no matter what quality and they will gladly drive to your house to sell it to you.

See chincie...

Person 1:Whats up twampskie are you ganna sell me an eighth this time??

Person 2.(Twampskie): Sorry all I have are twamps, I can give you three for 60.
Its good shit though.

Person 3. Nahhh...

by INS77 October 1, 2006

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