MOTHER OF TIME

FUCK YOU NATIVE KING ALWAYS

What will you come up with, with the assumptions you make?

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 4, 2023

Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 7, 2020

titty-time

Indicative of being the right time, place, and mood to suck on a woman’s tits.

He told his woman, “It’s titty-time”, and started sucking on her tits.

by MAGDEVODOGsh February 15, 2021

Before Times

Before COVID-19.

We used to go to the same club in 2019 in the before times.

Ignorance was bliss in January 2020 in the “Before Times”

by TashiC March 21, 2021

omma time

when spending time with omma, this is called omma time, it normally consists of getting bitten and licked, ommas boyfriend greatly enjoys omma time

i want some fuckin omma time rn

by spencerthor May 5, 2021

Ming Time

Buggin out of your mind, usually due to excessive drug use; Unapologetically trippin

That bud last night had me on Ming Time

by shfjdshjrksn April 27, 2022

Story time

A common phrase following a trend that you will find in TikTok comment sections. There is no meaning behind this; it is solely used as spam.

User 1: "Story time?"
User 2: "Please stop commenting 'story time', it is not funny."

by spinfal March 31, 2022