Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

Crab Swing

Dangling tampon string.

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"

by eatshit666 November 22, 2009

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches

Get imitation crab now

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Crab Game

Most competitive game award by chat on twitch gaming. Crab Game is a First-Person Multiplayer game made by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman (or just Dani) where you fight for the ultimate cash price in different minigames and definitely not based on Squid Game on Netflix. The game was released for MS Windows on Steam and for macOS and Linux on Itch.io in October 2021, the macOS and Linux editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. The game reached 10 million downloads in January 2022.

Someone: Do you know Crab Game ? It's so freaking funny!
Friend: Ohhhh, the game that copied Squid Game ?
Someone: YOU DARE TO SAY DANI's GAME COPIED SQUID GAME??????
Friend: Oh shi-
Someone: *beat the friend up*

by despertk February 20, 2022