crank suck

To suck the cock of a huge cranker

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said

by Crank suck May 17, 2018

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.

I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party

by Azorelady June 19, 2019

Rainbow sucking

When the girl has skittles in her mouth while giving a blow job. And the guy screams taste the rainbow when he busts a fat nut.

Becky is the best at Rainbow sucking,I busted the biggest rainbow yesterday

by BigDaddyDonger August 12, 2019

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019