sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.

Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"

by Nick D September 27, 2005

cut the shit

to tell someone to quit playing; to knock it off

You: "What were you doing last night?"
John Doe: "You"
You: "Cut the shit; what were you doing?"

by lllPookielll October 13, 2006

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

nic shit

After a long period of time after hitting a vape or Juul that has high nicotine percentage, you have the urge to poop caused by the nicotine calling it a nic shit

“Yo Brady I just had the biggest nic shit ever my stomach hurts so bad”

#DI4J

by JuulSZNN127 June 5, 2018

All up in your shit

to be in somebodys business

Stop being all up in my shit

Teachers are always all up in your shit

by Nacka December 13, 2003

run your shit

Give me your money.

Complainant: Then the robber pointed a gun at me and said "run your shit."

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 4, 2008

a little shit

a term of semi-endearment and/or semi-dislike for someone who is somehow annoying or has done something to make you not like them, but there is something about them that you can't put your finger on that is adorable or very agreeable.

That hot kid that blabbed my secret to his whole frat is such a little shit.

by joema December 3, 2013