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CM Punk

Most overrated wrestler EVER. IWC fanboys idolize him, but they don't even know the meaning of "CM". CM stands for "Cock Muncher". It is also important to remark that after January 27 2013, CM Punk fans decided to form part of the Cenation.
Examples:

IWC fan #1: "Best in the world!"

Attitude Era fan #1: "Do you know what CM means? LOL"

IWC fan #2: "CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder and Wade Barrett should headline every WrestleMania"

Attitude Era fan #2: "Pfff... Those jabronis sucks..."
by Dark Paul March 26, 2013
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National Punk Day

Also known as-NPD

Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.


It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.
Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"

Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"
by Austin M-H October 9, 2008
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New Pop Punk

The girliest, non-punk, pure pop, PURE SHIT created by posers and mtv.
Simple Plan sux ass and consists of pop bitches trying to be hardcore and sing about ex-girlfriends when in reality who gives a shit?
by Enemy to Society May 22, 2003
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punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.
those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.
by good guy 13 April 2, 2009
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punk

Some one who talks a lot of shit but doesint back it up.
"I will beat you up!"
"Prove it!"
Punk proceeds to run away.
by TheNinjaWarrior September 5, 2008
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Dinner Punishments

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 20, 2010
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punkass

Punkass is a term for a person who is both a punk and an ass, therefore a cowardly, dumb, and despicable person.
Wow, Jess was such a punkass last night!
by punkity punkass December 28, 2008
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