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boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?
by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
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Phone Mobbing

The process of many people calling phones, banks of payphones, or radio stations all at once. Originated by the Phone Losers of America.
"Hey, you want to do a Phone Mobbing on the Loveline radio show?"
by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003
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Phonemance

I coined this phrase years ago after dealing with several similar situations...

When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.

If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.
I'm not really into having a phonemance with you, if we are feeling each other, lets get together and hang out!
by italiana70 June 27, 2009
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Phone Troll

Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.

A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.

It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.

It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.
by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011
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phoneme

A phoneme is one of the units of sound (or gesture in the case of sign languages, see chereme) that distinguish one word from another in particular language. by wiki
1. plementary distribution?

1.1 Yes. Are the sounds phonetically similar?
1.1.1 Yes. They are allophones of the same phoneme.
1.1.2 No. They belong to two separate phonemes.

1.2 No. Does substituting one soung for the other change meaning?
1.2.1 Yes. Refer to 1.1.2
1.2.2 No. They are in free variation.
by CTT350 December 16, 2016
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Phone

A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.
"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"
by idk_man2 July 13, 2017
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Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.
You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.
by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017
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