Money

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

by daileyd22 July 23, 2011

shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

ghost money

money that appears in a bank account but does not actually "exist" in the sense that it's required to pay a bill or rent, or a check was written for X amount and that amount in the account is untouchable

hey wanna go hit the bars tonight?
can't got no money
thought you just got paid?
yeah that's ghost money, it's rent week :P
oh.... bummer

by UM North Quad August 11, 2012

splash money

To spend an excess amount of money on unnecessary things

I went to vegas last weekend and splashed a lot of money.

Let's go shopping and splash money

by Brownie22 December 9, 2018

money hungry pig

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he or she will overstep ethical boundaries to obtain it.

Bruce Reed is a money hungry pig

by Butthole Bob July 24, 2008

Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.

Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!

by socialist_jester July 18, 2005

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.

I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

by pentozali July 13, 2007