Magic Math

Calc III, where nothing makes sense and everything is fake. 'Nuff said.

This magic math bullshit is whipping my ass.

by Billy The Impaler December 13, 2004

Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

magellan

Generic term for cool, good, awesome, groovy, chill, swell, nice, great, sweet, fly, happening, fresh, super, etc.

Alternately spelled magellin, as if an abbreviation of "magelling," which is not a word.

"How's it going, man?"

"It's magellan."

by Epimetheus January 14, 2008

magic wand

A toilet brush

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!

by dildo777 September 6, 2018

Sticky Fingers MaGee

The name you call someone that asks you for something that you have in your hand(usually consumable) and you say in a little bit or something in that nature and they try to take it right then and there anyway.

Alex: Let me have some of that 40!

Richard: Yeah wait up just a second

*Alex tries to get the 40 right out of Richards hand but Richard pulls away*

Richard: Calm down Sticky Fingers MaGee!

by el walrus September 19, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.

Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!

by eda-skip September 21, 2022

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003