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Machine

A word that is at once Chinese, French, and English
Machine ~ Ma Chine = My China
A patriotic code word used among the most esoteric
Yeah, China had the most gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics. #Machine!!!
by HeyCatchThis December 30, 2019
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Silent mackin'

Hitting on a girl via texting, called silent because no words are spoken. Often more forward than actually talking in person or on the phone.
"Dude, what are you doing? You haven't look up from your phone all night."

"I'm just silent mackin' this slut"
by Hans45678 December 22, 2008
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Glitter Machine

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.
by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010
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washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017
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MACHINEZ

*Note: This is the REAL definition of MACHINEZ! Another user submitted this, only with exclamation points and submitted HIS NOT-SO-ACCURATE version. He ripped me off, since I started this phrase as the world's greatest joke, the joke that keeps on giving. Here is the CORRECT definition.

MACHINEZ, (noun). It is first of all, referring to the MACHINEZ from the Matrix. Morpheus spoke of these MACHINEZ in Reloaded, in his address to the people of Zion. This is what he really meant to say. "Citizens of Zion....MACHINEZ!" Well, maybe not those exact words, but you starting to get the idea, right? Makes you wonder, huh? Good! Anyways, you're probably wondering, why???? Well, to answer that question, we must look deep into the mind of Morpheus. He was always VERY worried about MACHINEZ in the three movies. So, here is the story of WHY....

After Neo finally defeated Smith, there was peace between the humans and the MACHINEZ. But Morpheus was always nervous about the MACHINEZ. He one day grew so scared he could not hold it in any longer. Thus he began his mission inside the Matrix. He had to warn everyone. Warn them of the MACHINEZ! To this day he runs around the streets of the Matrix, yelling MACHINEZ! in people's faces, then, for dramatic effect to get the attention of the person, he will commit some sort of violent suicide right after he says it. Then he randomly appears somewhere else and does it all over again.\

This should offer an explanation to anyone who's ever been MACHINEZ'd in Star Wars Galaxies or World of Warcraft. It is because Morpheus wants to warn you of the MACHINEZ!!! He can use other people to get his message across, too. So it's not always him who says it.

To conclude on this deep topic, Morpheus is crazy. But he needs your help! The time has come, citizens of Zion!! Spread the word! Yell MACHINEZ at the next person you see! Send the message across in your online game! Freak people out! Then, go stand on a building and yell it to the whole world! Don't commit suicide in real life though, leave that up to Morpheus. But you can always take it a step to far in the virtual world, right? Here's an example. Randomly in a firefight in Halo 2, kill all your team mates, then throw a grenade on the ground. Right before you die, yell MACHINEZ!!!!!!!! Or be creative! Just get the message across to the whole world!!! MACHINEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person #1: Hey man, whatcha doin?
Person #2: .......
Person #1: You alright, man?
Person #2: MACHINEZ!
by _Morpheus_ August 8, 2006
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Arkansas Warshing Machine

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Arcade Machine

A large electronic box that steals all your money. Very hard
"Hey Man you wanna go to the movies?"

"After i beat this level"

*2 hours later*

"I just spent $200 but i finally beat this level"
by JSZ May 22, 2005
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