Lighter in the bra

When a new roommate comes in for the first time and starts talking about intimate sexual experiences and is generally inappropriate.

"Hi"
"hi"
"So i met this guy and he was like lets do things and i was like okay and he was like...."

Dude shes so lighter in the bra.

by OHNOitsayes August 16, 2011

Leightoning

Making up board game rules as you go along to suit your own goals. Conveniently forgetting game rules that don't suit your purpose.

Leighton been leightoning again he's convienetly forgotten the rule about the game finishing when someones characters are all dead. The f%$king game was over two rounds ago.

by Starredmod February 26, 2020

Light dawns on Marblehead

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.

It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!

by Beat Service October 2, 2020

Spot Lighter

Someone who is a lazy good for nothing employee unless a supervisor is around, that is when they act like they were working hard and have been for hours. Then they go back to their usual laziness after the supervisor has left.

Spec. Brown: Man, did you see that spot lighter today?

Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?

Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.

Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!

by Ack Ack June 10, 2009

jew lighting

burning down a house, or business to collect money to make a profit.

did you hear about cold stone and what happened with their jew lighting?!!?

by suppa jewww March 21, 2010

sweetness and light

a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )

Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !

by Jake March 2, 2004

Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

by Network Dawg February 12, 2008