Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011

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Jellyballoon

Silicon tits

Smurf 1: Dude, she has jellyballoons man.

Smurf 2: Poke it!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011

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jelly of my jam

1. a play on the phrase "your jelly" by saying jam

2. jam also meaning music

3. a popular saying in eastern states

"ew your musics weird..."
"please peasant, you're just jelly of my jam!"

by Jammmmmmmm January 3, 2014

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The Art of Jelly Hammin lies somewhere between Whiskey Dick and some of the best sex of your life; due to endurance. Warning: The come down is a killer. Make sure to compensate with heavy does of HD porn and marijuana and in some cases Vitamin B.

Last night was ridiculous! I was jelly hammin' with her till sunrise but never closed the deal. #sweatynuts #closebutnocigar

by Green/Irie/Panda/69 October 11, 2014

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Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

by DFLB November 3, 2014

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