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Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 24, 2010
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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
by Lacey13 January 17, 2012
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The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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young jack

Pay attention to these grown folks and learn something young jack
by Vwade November 5, 2013
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Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.
"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".
by Mustards12's December 26, 2013
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Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.
Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
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