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Gledge

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.
Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!
by doctus irratus January 4, 2011
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Goldbanimal

1. A man during coitus, who thrusts into a girl from behind, slips out just prior to climax and shoots seminal fluid all over the wall of her bedroom.

2. A man who is devout to the form of contraception where rather than flooding her uterus with seed he "pulls out" just prior to ejaculation and spread love juice all over her wall. Caution should only be performed in her bedroom to avoid cleaning semen off your wall.
Friend: How'd it go with (girl) last night?
Guy: It was great except I used too much lube and pulled a Goldbanimal

or

Girl: Do you have a condom?
Guy: Don't worry I'm a Goldbanimal!
by Chamaimo April 28, 2011
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Golden Monsoon

A group of people urinating on one person.
Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore

How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?

........OK!

Great! I'll go get the guys
by Jutster June 8, 2011
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Golden Woodpile

The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
by Brucetickles November 27, 2012
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Golden Pentagon

When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.
Battinie: What a night, I made a profit and completed the Golden Pentagon!
by libertin0 November 29, 2012
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golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
by svennung September 17, 2013
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Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
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