Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.
If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.
If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.
Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!
Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!
It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!
(While camping)
Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?
Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!
Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!
It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!
(While camping)
Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?
Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!
by doctus irratus January 4, 2011
Get the Gledge mug.1. A man during coitus, who thrusts into a girl from behind, slips out just prior to climax and shoots seminal fluid all over the wall of her bedroom.
2. A man who is devout to the form of contraception where rather than flooding her uterus with seed he "pulls out" just prior to ejaculation and spread love juice all over her wall. Caution should only be performed in her bedroom to avoid cleaning semen off your wall.
2. A man who is devout to the form of contraception where rather than flooding her uterus with seed he "pulls out" just prior to ejaculation and spread love juice all over her wall. Caution should only be performed in her bedroom to avoid cleaning semen off your wall.
Friend: How'd it go with (girl) last night?
Guy: It was great except I used too much lube and pulled a Goldbanimal
or
Girl: Do you have a condom?
Guy: Don't worry I'm a Goldbanimal!
Guy: It was great except I used too much lube and pulled a Goldbanimal
or
Girl: Do you have a condom?
Guy: Don't worry I'm a Goldbanimal!
by Chamaimo April 28, 2011
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How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?
........OK!
Great! I'll go get the guys
How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?
........OK!
Great! I'll go get the guys
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Get the Golden Monsoon mug.The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
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I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
by svennung September 17, 2013
Get the golden forward mug.When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
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