Gerdou

GerDou is the ship name for Germany X Doug.
Germany is from the popular anime Hetalia and Doug (AKA Hetalia_fanboy1) is from Instagram.
The pairing started out with Doug claiming to have a 'man crush' on Germany. From there the ship has escalated to Doug being 'In Love' with Germany.

However Doug ships GerIta so he can't fully except his feelings for Germany.

"Doug totally thinks Doitsu is smexy"
"I can't ship GerDou....I ship GerIta too much!"
"Don't tell Italy about GerDou!"

by Sydney Ze Awesome April 23, 2014

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

German Mai Thai

When you piss in a girl as you are fucking her and hold her close as you whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"

How do you know if Hydra is recruiting? He'll give you a German Mai Thai

by Dynta July 16, 2015

German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.

Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.

by pandabandana May 14, 2016

german champagne

The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.

Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne

by German Champagne May 23, 2016

germaly

Germany + Italy

We're on our way to Germaly!

by twangypickle June 17, 2016