Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

superintendent french fries

A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry

"Did you apply for NHS?"
"No, I'm not one of those superintendent french fries."

by Geekout95 April 14, 2014

Holiday Fried

A very nice girl with freckles and brown hair she’s so funny and everyone loves her.

Person 1: Woah that person is sooo cool!

Person 2: ikr she’s Holiday Fried

by Lisa compleiii February 18, 2019

Fried

Frying refers to common after market upgrades (Large rims and small tires, Sound systems, etc.) typically done by African-Americans. This word is used to differentiate cars that fall into this category from Ricers.

That guy fried his car
That guy is fried

by Slab God May 18, 2023

My Mother Ate fries

Stupid ass TikTok meme
falls under the same scale of

67 (OHHH 67!!!! 67!!! 67!!!! ay SIX SEVEN)
or Mango
Or mustard
but like this time it from Everybody hates Chris!

Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla Fries bla bla bla

*REWIND*
Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla **FRIES** bla bla bla

My Mother Ate fries

by Zalo_r September 3, 2025

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

by Charmon90 May 7, 2023

fried smell

the horrific stench of mr.krabs body odor when he is "feeling it now"
(Season 3, Episode 28)

Do you smell that?
Oh yes, Mr.Krabs is feeling it, again.
It stinks like Fried Smell, The smell of fry.

by Melloree May 15, 2016