Rat Faced Wigger

An adult caucasian male, usually over 25 but under 30, who is addicted to drugs and dreams of being a hustla. They originate in suburban environments but many of them migrate to the inner cities upon leaving the nest. Some remain in the suburbs, usually living in close quarters among friends and/or family members with whom they share drugs and living expenses. Due to it's intellectual shortcomings, the rat faced wigger will almost always be found working in fast food restaurants, the local wal-mart, or just about any factory. Some of them have also been known to drive semi trucks.

Often going days at a time without grooming themselves, rat faced wiggers are generally dirty, out of shape and sport a three week old beard since that is typically the length of time they go without bathing. They reek of weed smoke, and will usually try to cover the smell with axe body spray. The Rat faced wigger has varied interests that may or may not include bling, bad music, anime and world of warcraft.

They tend to be chubby chasers and are known to venture deep within the confines of the nearest trailer parks in search of a mate, whom they usually knock up within the first month or two of courtship. The rat faced wigger is not a social animal and thus is not involved in the rearing of it's offspring. It can become incestuous if unsuccessful in attracting a genetically diverse mate.

Joe: "Dude look at that rat faced wigger... his Bowl just fell out of his pocket. What a jackass."

John: "Oh haha... HEY REJECT YOUR BOWL FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

Rat faced Wigger: "WUUUUT???!!"

Rat Faced Wigger's sister: "Oh shit Matt, hide the weed!"

Rat Faced Wigger: "Aw shit, dawg *stuffs bag in mouth*"

by ninetyninebottlesofawesome December 2, 2009

facebook fucked

The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.

Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.

by jinxychill August 30, 2010

HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard

duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr

by erin April 18, 2005

fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

by Pize October 13, 2004

You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.

Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.

by California Dictionary December 10, 2016