Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick

that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch

by deaficating May 6, 2011

I'ma dickies

when you are playing a video game and it cheats. they do cheat.orignally it started from the game trojan on old nintendo im talking 80s yo. when the game would glitch or refuse to let you do what you were supposed to do we called it an I'ma dickies.

Your playing navy seals s.o.c.o.m. and you get killed for no reason. " Aww,. crap im so sick of this game pulling these I'ma dickies."

by carl anderson2 November 18, 2006

dickiebird

a dickiebird is someone who acts stupidly or who's head is generally offensive. it is however not really a derogatory term, just a joke used by many.

"shutup u dickiebird"
"look at that there birdie brigade"

by gardsy July 26, 2005

Space Docking

Where a subject poo's into a condom and freezes it. After about 24 hours or so it is taken from the freezer and the condom removed. Then with a little lube it is used as a sex impliment until the warm juices all melt together and the poo regains its normal runny state.

Oi Ho!!! how much for a night of space docking?

£200!!!

Deal! Give me time to fetch the goods from the freezer!

by Smeaves! October 27, 2010

Space Docking

When two reluctant and kinky boys head to a remote area of a room to engage in rampantly and furiously placing the head of both of their flaccid and unused penises in a siamese conjoined adopted babies manner to have one male stretch his foreskin over the others to create a Jamestown ship to dock analogy. Both boys will giggle and be more excited than Tony the Tiger and erupt with massive loads of semen flavored cum.

While Ezekiel's dad goes to work, he invites his cuddly homo sapien-like boytoy Mario to come over and migrate to an open corner of the room to engage in Space Docking. Mario's excessive foreskin, due to the fact he was born with Crohn's disease and two Urethra's, is always used to create the boat in dock motion that makes Ezekiel keep coming back for more. Mario is also an illegal immigrant and an Auschwitz survivor.

by Mid Atlantic Space Docker December 16, 2008

dickies

A line of clothing meant for the workplace that some skaters wear because they believe that they have less of a chance of being damaged in a bail.

Even though I'm no skater, I know one thing - if you fuck up, it doesn't matter if you're wearing goddamn Dickies or not, your shitty overpriced clothes will rip. Tough shit. Buy some kevlar bulletproof shit if you want something that won't rip.

Skaters at school:

"Dude, I jacked up my shit so bad! My board's bottom is ruined becuase I landed on a rock after doing a stair jump!"

"Did your clothes rip when you hit the ground?"

"Nope, they're Dickies."

Dickies aren't fucking indestructible.

by BTTF Man March 20, 2005

Knub-Duckie

A creature of Hobgoblin-like resemblance which can turn your insides into pudding with only a single scrunched up glare. It is rarely over five feet tall, can't control the volume of its voice, and waddles for transportation.

That knub-duckie got mad at me for trying to steal its eggs. It then used its Knub-glare to turn me into a vegetable.

by Mr. Jeffrey Kingston III November 17, 2009