a kid that tries to use the fact that he is addicted to cigarettes to the point where he can act like a complete dickhead and everythings cool when he blames it on his severe addictiona
this child of the cust will also morph into a ferret if u smoke him up so be carefuln
you must always be careful around these creatures because of the fact that they will try to mix bbl gum and shwagass dirt to "improve the head and body high combo because of the indica"th
if u ever come across one of these ferret like hybrid humans you will most likely be able to catch its very common mating call where he goes into what many would refer to as a k-hole(no meow-mix in his system) u will know he is trying to mate when he goes into this daze where he IMAGINES he is holding hundreds of glowsticks while he hand dances by himselfo
may also claim sumthing is heady whether it be slave glass or even himself you must not beleive thisn
if this creature consumes more than 2 beers it will act the fool and throw up right where you told it not to.y
this child of the cust will also morph into a ferret if u smoke him up so be carefuln
you must always be careful around these creatures because of the fact that they will try to mix bbl gum and shwagass dirt to "improve the head and body high combo because of the indica"th
if u ever come across one of these ferret like hybrid humans you will most likely be able to catch its very common mating call where he goes into what many would refer to as a k-hole(no meow-mix in his system) u will know he is trying to mate when he goes into this daze where he IMAGINES he is holding hundreds of glowsticks while he hand dances by himselfo
may also claim sumthing is heady whether it be slave glass or even himself you must not beleive thisn
if this creature consumes more than 2 beers it will act the fool and throw up right where you told it not to.y
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