5 definitions by Titty Jon
by Titty Jon September 22, 2014
An adjective to describe a person or the actions of said person who has had it so easy in life that they have become lazy and indulgent.
Ari and Danielle have become so cushy, yesterday they wanted to talk about 401k's and drink stout over dancing and talking about music.
by Titty Jon October 26, 2013
Jamal: Wow, look at that lambo, that niggas got bank
Me: Fuck his lambo, he's got no girls, I got P.O.D. I don't need a fucking lambo.
Me: Fuck his lambo, he's got no girls, I got P.O.D. I don't need a fucking lambo.
by Titty Jon September 28, 2013
by Titty Jon October 3, 2013
His entire sense of self is dependent upon girls telling him how he is such an "amazing guy" and he is "the best" at sex.
Because he lacks self-esteem, he is unable to be with one of these girls once they realize that this "amazingness" is just a facade and that deep down is he just a flawed person like the rest of us.
Therefore, all his energies are put towards the conquest of girl after girl and his life is reduced to nothing more than that of an immature cad.
Because he lacks self-esteem, he is unable to be with one of these girls once they realize that this "amazingness" is just a facade and that deep down is he just a flawed person like the rest of us.
Therefore, all his energies are put towards the conquest of girl after girl and his life is reduced to nothing more than that of an immature cad.
Friend: This dude Chase Amante is the fucking man, have you heard all these stories about all the girls he's banged!
Me: Yeah, not impressed.
Friend: WTF
Me: Why would I be impressed with someone who is so obviously living his whole life to try to impress me
Friend: Oh damn... zen shit
Me: Yeah, not impressed.
Friend: WTF
Me: Why would I be impressed with someone who is so obviously living his whole life to try to impress me
Friend: Oh damn... zen shit
by Titty Jon August 27, 2013