Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.

Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.

by trav c nova February 23, 2020

mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 10, 2020

free booger

The act of giving a free blowjob to strangers.

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

Bunny Boiler

Any woman who won't smile sweetly at a man who swans off lumbering her with all the responsibilities.

Eg: "She asked you to pay child support and take an interest in your kids?? Wow, what a bunny boiler!"

by Notyourdoormat August 24, 2020

ASS BOOGER

A LITTLE TURD STUCK IN YOUR BUTT

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER

by anonymous September 24, 2020