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backwards apple

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.
"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."
by Crunk Floutist February 12, 2005
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010
You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010
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apple juice

1.A highly concentrated fluid made up mostly of apples and water.
2. The official drink of the Converse Cult.
3. A saying that is used in great happiness or angst. (What, Karyn?????)
1. I am drinking some apple juice.

2. Apple juice. Nuff said.

3. Apple JUICE!!!!!!
by BridgeIt September 6, 2005
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apple titties

Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.
I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties.
by Gertz March 12, 2004
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Apple

C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?
If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?
by Themadbaron April 3, 2011
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apple slap

The act of slapping someone on the back of the head, in return for very idiotic behavior.
Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.
by will777 December 11, 2007
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apple overload

a person who exclusively buys products from the Apple Company and is the one who buys every thing that comes out. This is a person who doesn't need everything that they bought, but since Apple is the most popular personal technology store, they must have it.
Hey guys, did you hear? Jim just bought the IPad.

What? He has everything from Apple. An Iphone, Itouch, a Macbook Pro, and an Ipod. What more can he have?

I know. He must have apple overload.
by Hornywhale April 11, 2010
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