Sounds like a porno I watched

Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

by Igiveyoubassss February 14, 2012

Night Watch

A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.

Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch

by Andrew Kirkman April 9, 2006

bird watcher

A guy who is dating a girl with a bird nose. Kinda looks like big bird.

Damn look at the beak on that bitch?
Yea man that dude is a "bird watcher"

by hcaz1988 April 20, 2009

watch Harry Potter

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.

"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."

by Onii June 4, 2004

midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to

Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!

by jlewis1 November 21, 2010

Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

by Me1017 October 21, 2008

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021