Walmartarian

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

by puppymum November 30, 2010

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Walnuts Away

Indicates that something is close. A contraction of "well, it's not far away".

This flight is walnuts away from taking off.

by Shaftway February 26, 2011

Wall Bombing

The act of posting a ridiculous amount of messages, comments, links, pictures, etc. on a friend's Facebook wall. The best "wall bombs" take up their entire Facebook wall so that the bomber's names are the only ones visible on the friend's wall. "Wall bombing" can be done in teams or individually. Wall bombing must stop when the friend who is bombed admits defeat on his or her own Facebook wall. There are often more casualties in a "wall bomb" than just the victim, since any mutual friend's newsfeed is also ambushed.

When one friend is at work, a group of friends attack their friend's Facebook wall with messages, comments, links, pictures, etc. The "Wall Bombing" must be completely cover the friend's wall with only the names of the attackers. Any attacker who joins the raid late risks their own wall being bombed.

by SOS_Hill April 5, 2011

walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012

wallene

A gorgeous, tall, hilarious, sarcastic girl who can make your day any day.

Wallene is so funny! I love her!
Wallene is the prettiest girl that I've ever seen!

by ~Love October 2, 2013

Wallet Interval

The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.

"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."

"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."

by Websinthe February 22, 2015