Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

Billy Ray-tard

A southern person, like Billy Ray Cyrus, who acts retarded.
You could also just call someone who is being a jackass or is doing something that annoys you a Billy Ray-tard!

"You Billy Ray-tard!!! I told you not to call me Squirrel Boy!! God dang it!"

by SuperSmoothSullivan November 6, 2009

Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)

Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?

by Craphead1966 March 28, 2011

tarholes

a UNC-Chapel Hill fan that is a giant a$$hole, or an a$$hole that is a giant UNC-Chapel Hill fan. Same difference really

Great, now we have to put up with all the Tarholes since they beat Illinois on Monday

by Alex Summers April 6, 2005

Tarik

The Qur'an names the morning star ṭārik and describes it as the shining star that leads the way.

Not so smart lost guy: Where am I?

Smart lost guy: How the hell am I supposed to know?

Not so smart lost guy: Well how do I get home?

Smart lost guy: Just follow Tarik that's what I'm doing!

by dat bull February 3, 2010

Pop Tart

A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.

Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Tardnocracy

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy

by WhiskeyTango September 17, 2008