Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026

taking it

when someone or something looks so good, you can't find the right word(s) to describe it

example #1
thai: did you seen what Cardi B posted on instagram??

pho: yessss she is taking it

example #2
thai: look at this photo of my prom dress

pho: oh that takes

by thyqueen! February 28, 2026

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.

That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

by DeezNuts_SLC March 19, 2026

Tooing

Noun. In some rural areas refers to a male child's prepubescent penis as in 'a tooing is not yet coming.'
The word is commonly spelled the way it sounds.

Mommy says to Daddy, "When I gave Johnny his bath today his little tooing got hard.'

by Sir Veiled March 20, 2026

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.

"I ended up taking a clit last night."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Taking a Plex

Sometimes there is a perfectly good, maybe even brilliant, open source project to which some corporate bag-muncher decides to buy the rights and slowly, over the years, convert it into a fucking "earnings channel" by first requiring a cloud account to sign on, then progressively sliding a giant cucumber into your anus until ultimately, they start extorting you for money.

Oh, no, is someone taking a Plex on Audacity?

by The Means of Production May 16, 2025

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025