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twenty pence tit wank 

Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.
twenty pence tit wank by jimmyrodent December 17, 2011
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Bust a tit 

When a female, or a well endowed male, becomes so angry that their breast spontaneously combusts. Luckily for said person, it grows back in a few moments like a starfish grows back it's arm.
"If there aren't going to be topless girls in a bouncy house at this party tonight I'm going to bust a tit."
Bust a tit by OHNOITGODZEERA August 7, 2012

National pop a tit day 

Oct17 is national pop a tit day
“When is national pop a tit day again” “ it oct 17 silly one

Testo-tit 

That guy is so fat he has testo-tits!
Testo-tit by Ohdeargod June 8, 2009

fizzy tit 

A woman who is usually between 31-39 years old who has a quality akin to being fed with a silver spoon. Small town royalty. There is a strong sense of entitlement that has no legitimate reservoir from which it was bore.
Well, you know. She has all of the classic symptoms of fizzy tit. Sense of entitlement, condescending/untrusting look on her face like someone is out to get her and the world cannot be trusted
fizzy tit by pintolicious1 December 3, 2010

Resin Tit 

Resin Tit is a term for a female that keeps her bowl/weed in her bra.
Wow, you can totally see the outline of her bowl in her bra. She must be a Resin Tit.

AYY! SHAWTY! Yo' resin tits look good!
Resin Tit by fatsackzalize August 6, 2011