swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat

I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night

by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016

swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.

We Swiss crackered that girl last night.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swiss snowblower

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016