Surfer

A surfer is someone who can sit and wait for a good wave 2 come, and when it comes they take it.. They know which wave 2 take and what 2 do on a board.. Surfers like me, hate people who wear the surf makes when they dont surf. Theyre such wannabees and its obvious if they dont surf. Also i hate people who think that surfers have gotta be like tanned and blonde and with dreads and stuff. i mean im tanned but some surfers arent etc..

Good wave comin..
Not surfs up dude

by Surfin rocks December 27, 2004

surfer

A person who actually surfs, and has some talent in the sport. NOT someone who has taken a few lessons, or bought a board just because they had the money to do so. Many people have tried to emulate surfers over the course of the past few years by buying the surf brands (quiksilver, billabong, roxy, Lost...), but have only earned themselves the name POSEUR. Actual surfers, normally pretty chill people, see poseurs as some of the most irritating people on earth.
Over-commercialization has taken over the sport and now tons of teenage girls (sometimes boys) who think or pretend they surf have invaded the territory.

My friends and I who surf competitively feel like strangling these people.

Go play on your body boards, youre not surfers.

LIKE OMGZZZZZZZ i totalllly just did a cutt bakkkkk on my radical surfboard dude and dudette!!! LIKE I SHRED!

by REAL surfer August 28, 2008

Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012

surfskate

(n) Coke addict. Also known as the passout. Cant handle drugs.

yeah, surfskates passed out again

by bob March 7, 2003

silver surfer

the capri-sun guy who travels across worlds to refresh kids, often mistaken for a villian

i dont know think of one using the silver surfer

by joel L. December 9, 2008

Surface Rush

The act of swimming to the water's surface after diving underwater

The surface rush was hard after diving so deep.

by Chexd October 15, 2008

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011