Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.
Me: standard
Me: standard
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A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
by germanophone January 22, 2009
Get the British Standard Handful mug.a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
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Get the poop standoff mug.The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.
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Person 1: StandardTristan is so cute, and I love his videos!
Person 2: I know, right? I bet he'd be good in bed.
Person 2: I know, right? I bet he'd be good in bed.
by Kiley<3 March 28, 2010
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Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
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