Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.

Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!

Dirt Squirrel by wci2003 April 11, 2019

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

mister squirrel :3 by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

Hunting the squirrel by Chrypt November 8, 2017

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel 

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023

Moose and Squirrel 

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady

Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.

Moose and Squirrel by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

Secret Squirrel by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

pink squirrel 

A blunt weapon or club acquired early in the playstation 1 game "Vagrant Story". It had no particularly spectacular functions. It was a simple looking wooden club which is found within a chest in a part of the game that is not a required part of the story line to explore, thus easily missed or skipped over. It was merely a plain club with a rather unusual name.

You could play Vagrant Story and never find the pink squirrel.

pink squirrel by Elesdee July 5, 2009