3 definitions by Patience Q Jones
A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023
by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023
A karmic escape artist. Someone so morally and/or criminally corrupt that they should be in prison or worse. Instead, they not only find a way out but are also showered with money, gifts, and an entourage of fixers, enablers, loyalists, and supporters. Someone with luck so extreme and inexplicable as to be nearly supernatural, as if they sold their soul to the Devil.
He must have the Devil's Own Luck, considering all of the death, pain, and suffering he's caused yet he's still walking around like he's untouchable.
by Patience Q Jones March 2, 2021