sponge

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything

I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.

by D.Sponge December 1, 2002

Spongebobian

Someone who believes that Sponge Bob Squarepants died for their mortal soul to save them from hell (wich is only an eternal sinkfull of dirty dishes ) and to give whosoever believith on the silly yellow Sponge should not perish , but spend eternity with Him in The Great Pineapple under the sea

When I was 30 years of age I realized that Jesus was full of shit and I turned from my hypocritical christian ways and gave my heart to Sponge Bob, I shure wish everyone was a born again Spongebobian

by BluKat420 December 28, 2009

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

saskatchewan spongebath

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

by me1989 November 18, 2009

Fun Sponge

Those lame people who don't go out and soak up all the fun and energy.

Oh my god, ellie holden is such a fun sponge. She literally sucks the life from her more fun friends!

by Fruitykid November 4, 2011

The Spongebob

The Spongebob is when having sexual intercourse before you ejaculate you pull out ejaculate into a sponge the squeeze the sponge out on the womans head.

While doing The Spongebob you want to Cum into a sponge squeeze it out onto girls head and Scream Orders Up.

by Biogentics October 26, 2013

Sponch

Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching

Jordan just sponched Kayleigh

by SwiTch 1911 May 31, 2011