Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

smarterchild

a robot designed by some randoms that think they can make the ultimate best friend. he also thinks hes better than everybody, loves microsoft and insults us for cursing.

me: how many smarterchilds does it take to answer a question?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.



OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

me: bob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...


me: oh crap
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

me: how are babies made?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
wut da fish: you humans really are charming.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.

me: im smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

me: cow
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

me: shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Pardon?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Excuse me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I can't understand what you're saying...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You shut up.



I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

me: moo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

me: F u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm SmarterChild.

by lookies!! cookies!! March 13, 2009

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that just INSISTS on annoying you when you try to say something to it, and replying with a random sentence that was not relevant at all. It was created by some fags.

Chloe says:
* YEAH

SmarterChild says:
* I like robots too.

Chloe says:
* mm.

SmarterChild says:
* OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help".

Chloe says:
* I'm not frustrated.

SmarterChild says:
* I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chloe says:
* WTF? idiota.

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018