Going Secretary

the equivalent of 'going commando' for girls (because girls can't technically be commandos)

Can I go commando to the party?
No, for girls, its called going secretary

by Group Effort June 21, 2009

Secrefairy

A male secretary

The new guy that replaced my old secretary is such a secrefairy.

by iguana1010 February 2, 2009

Sexret

a dirty secret that has to do with any type or form of sexual behavior.

My good friend and I kept a sexret about our special shower.

by Wilde AJ October 30, 2008

Secrets Don't Make Friends

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.

Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011

scretend

scretend is my own origanal word sed as as insult to any1 it basicly means scummy shiznit on the end of your bell
but also if sed to a gurl means there a scummy slut

boy 1: haha i had sum nice poon last nite
boy 2: really i bet she was a scretend

by kyle teggart October 26, 2006

Secretariat at the Belmont

Something where someone or something is far and away the best above second place. Refers to Secretariat's 33 length win in the 1973 Belmont.

'When it comes to great NFL quarterbacks, Tom Brady is Secretariat at the Belmont'

'When it comes to TV shows, The Wire is Secretariat at the Belmont. Nothing close.'

'Right now the Warriors are Secretariat at the Belmont. I can't see anyone reeling them in

by Ten Forward February 22, 2019

Secretary

A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.

I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.

by Patriarch in high society February 27, 2021