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suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
suck it like a Hoover by Mark H September 30, 2004

Your mama ain't got no socks 

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."
Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

yankees suck 

yankees suck by nigga bruce October 16, 2004

sucka for love 

you're addicted to kissing and hugging, touching and rubbing
That hoe is a sucka for love cause she gets on every girls man.
sucka for love by Kayla's dope March 26, 2008

Tube Socks 

A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
Tube Socks by SlopNChop December 9, 2016
its a word that is use to call somebody out its saying your weak ass fuck, scary, a punk, a straight bitch.
You's a sucka
Sucka by G December 6, 2003