shooting the shit

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

shower beer

The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.

by Dustwel October 9, 2009

shoal

foul, nasty, railer
Canonized in Carpinteria, CA

Sha, his bathroom smells so shoal

by shish August 31, 2004

shoryuken

A Japanese phrase that literally translates to "rising dragon punch", used to describe one of the most powerful strikes utilized in the martial art discipline of Shotokan Karate depicted in the popular Capcom video game series, Street Fighter.

Ryu exclaims "shoryuken", while leaping upwards to deliver an uppercut punch to his opponent.

by Ken January 15, 2004

Shona

Fucking madden cunt out bruh. She is the smartest dumb cunt you'll ever meet. But the only person u can count on when you need it most. She is intelligent and sexy. Definitely a head Turner. Shona tends to be covered in tattoos and guys drool over her. Though she plays hard she is generally soft on the inside and just needs some love. She is independent but will beat a bitch if they cross her on a bad day.

Shona you hot cunt!

by Holy grail of grannys January 18, 2019

One Minute Shower

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019