A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.
Santa is a human too!
by Marshmallow gal January 03, 2020
Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
by Angxlii December 24, 2022
by manwomen September 10, 2020
Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021
The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?
by urlocalctya January 21, 2021
Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024
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