Definitions by Susanea

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

Santa by Susanea April 3, 2021

Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

Santa by Susanea September 2, 2020