Susanea's definitions

Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

by Susanea September 2, 2020

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 3, 2021